You Forgot Your Feet

[Intro – spoken] (whispered, smug)

Pssst… your shoes are on backwards.

[Verse 1]

You run like a fork in a bowl of soup,
I’ve seen jellyfish with a better loop.
You showed up late and still got smoked,
I’m out here jogging while eatin’ a goat.

[Verse 2]

You got flip-flops? That’s adorable.
I got rocket socks — metaphorical.
Your knee just popped like a soda can,
Somebody GPS this man!

[Chorus]

HOW you gonna race with your fly hangin’ down?
HOW you gonna win with a face like a frown?
You jog like a spreadsheet tryna do math,
Welcome to SparkPals — enjoy your L bath!

[Outro – spoken]

Race complete.
Please pick up your dignity at Lost & Found.